First Post

Alright, it's the 21st century. I have to have this thing called a blog. Everyone has one. I wanted my own website but those scrooges up there don't pay me enough to get my own domain. And they don't even allow me to make a freakin' Google Account! I have to possess this guy and use his account to post my stuff.

Here's an intro. I'm Death. You know? Dark hood. Skeleton Body. Claims souls when their time is up. Underpaid. wuietvyepnixeiwuh

Sorry about that gobbledygook. It's not easy to use MS-DOS. This ancient computer I'm using also likes scrambling my text formatting. It's a miracle that I'm able to use the 1K dial-up connection up here in Heaven (yes, I actually live there).

I'll post here whenever I can. Whenever I do something cool. Or lame. Or dumb. So there! First post!